smoke 4 a joke

Why is the morning after contraception pill called Plan B?

Because Plan A of cumming on her face didn't go so well.


As a side note, Don't you hate when they spell it "cum"? It really bothers me, and I cringe a little more than when I see "E-Z" Pass, or "Xmas".
Our email filters at an old job used to pick it up, and it made all the accountants pissy when their boring documents were delayed in the porn filter. They used to abbreviate "cumulative" as "cum." It took me a while to get used to, and to suppress the spontaneous chuckle while reviewing reports.

Smoke 4 a Joke

What did the redneck say before he broke his back?

Here, hold my beer, watch this....



Thanks, Dom!

A Smoke for A Joke

So this is an old one, but it was recently used for cigarette barter, and it makes me laugh. I prefer my jokes to be as un-pc and offensive as possible.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.