You Learn Something New Everyday

I learned a few new things this week and thought I'd pass them along...

-That new Ped Egg thing is great. But if you push too hard, it makes your toes bleed.
- You can get drunk really quickly from 1/2 glass of wine if you have been fasting and had blood drawn.
- Those fancy Triple Blade Razors? Well, when you reach into a bag and come out with one of them stuck to your finger, it leaves a nice deep Triple Blade Cut.
- If you hop on the line at Yogurtland with some of their sample cups, you can try so much free yogurt that you won't be hungry anymore and won't have to buy anything. Haven't been asked to leave yet. But am curiously wondering where that oversampling threshold lies. Maybe Costco sells those sample cups in bulk...
- There are enough tanning salons and yoga places in the San Diego area, that you can get free tanning and yoga for a good month or two if you play your coupons right.
- Tanning Salons have gotten MUCH fancier since the 90's. The beds are like colorful little rocketships with lots of fans and speakers built right in. (Remember trying to put the fan in the right spot on the floor so it blew through that little crack in the bed, giving you a hint of light wind occasionally?) And when you walk in, they have this fancy Fort Knox-like technology where you give them your fingerprint. (I know this is California, but seriously, Who steals tans?)
- Gold's Gym is not just for muscleheads anymore. Yours truly is now an official member. So watch the mail for your tickets to the Gun Show.
- After a year and a half-ish in San Diego, I now officially know how to get to Sea World. So book those flights now, east coasters. (I hear LegoLand is around here somewhere, too...)
- I just saw a commercial for a website called, no joke, ...Online Booty Call.com What has this world come to?
- You still cannot give a belly fart to a dog.